Shalom Life | March 29, 2015

Sarah Silverman Will Have “Lesbian Sex” For Obama Donations [VIDEO]

The comedienne asks casino magnate, Sheldon Adelson, for $100 million

By: Ashley Baylen

Published: July 17th, 2012 in Culture » Society » News

Sarah Silverman Will Have “Lesbian Sex” For Obama Donations [VIDEO]

In 2008, Sarah Silverman created a pro-Obama viral video that turned into a YouTube sensation, reaching out to older Jewish “snow birds” and retirees in Florida. Four years later, the comedienne has gotten a little more brazen… offering to have “lesbian sex” with billionaire Sheldon Adelson.

Sheldon Adelson, an extremely wealthy casino magnate, recently pledged $100 million to Mitt Romney’s campaign. Silverman is willing to do almost anything to convince Adelson to switch sides, including some light scissoring.

"If you give that 100 million dollars to Obama instead of Romney, I will…" Silverman begins.

"Well, I won't have sex with you, because we are not married and I am a nice girl. But I will scissor you wearing a bikini bottom through to fruition. That means until you (beep)."

"Do you know how many Republican billionaires are giving money to Romney? All of them! How many of them are getting scissored by a bikini-bottom wearing Jewess with big naturals? How many? How many, Sheldon? You'll be the only elderly billionaire on the planet to have traditional lesbian sex through to climax with a girl who had her own show on Comedy Central. I mean, talking about bragging rights,” she continues.

Silverman encourages viewers to visit www.ScissorSheldon.com after watching the video to obtain more information. While visiting the website, you will discover that Adelson was listed as the eighth wealthiest man alive by Forbes, and that he is currently under investigation by the Department of Justice and the Securities and Exchange Commission. Silverman further asks that you sign the petition to “tell Mitt Romney to reject Sheldon Adelson’s support”.

Watch the video below:

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