Rabbi: A Man Must Make His Wife Orgasm First, "It's Jewish Law"

It's been public fact for a while now that Orthodox Rabbi Shmuley Boteach was a progressive leader of Judaism, what with his Kosher Sex DVD - not in the school of Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton, calm down - so his recently aired statements on, well, kosher sex, really shouldn't surprise anyone.

The famous Jewish author and father of nine, known for his cutting-edge views concerning Orthodox Jewry, claimed, to the absolute pleasure (no pun intended) of Jewish wives and girlfriends around the world, that "a man has to make his wife orgasm before he does."

Apparently, according to old Jewish scripture, the rabbi claims, a rule in the Gemarra - a compilation of discussions by Jewish scholars between 200 and 500 A.D. - says that having a woman climax increases the chances of conceiving a boy if she were to get pregnant.

The New Jersey-based rabbi went on to endorse other forms of sexual activity that are healthy for a married couple, which many other sex therapy experts have advocated as well. "Oral sex is fine. Anal? Yeah, why not? Sex toys are great. She wants S&M? Sure. What’s wrong with S&M? There’s nothing un-kosher about it."

Thanks for clarifying that for us rabbi.

Last May, Boteach released his latest book, Kosher Lust, where he claims that we may have all experimented in our twenties, but in our later years, we should be "swinging from chandeliers."

He added that while missionary is certainly the most intimate way for married couples to be intimate with one another, "all positions are great."

Amen.

Boteach also discussed an Orthodox law that prohibits married couples from having sex with one another for twelve days every month, creating a "sexual unavailability" that he says drive men into a frenzy of "lust."

The controversial rabbi, though accepted by more modern sects of Judaism, has written over thirty books in his illustrious career as sex therapist/spiritual leader.

He also appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in the 1990's and served as Michael Jackson's "spiritual adviser."