Amazon Recommends Israeli Civilian Gas Masks to New Yorker

Looking for that perfect gift for a friend or loved on? Maybe you’re still looking for a “special” belated Chanukah gift for this year’s Festival of Lights?

Well, friends, thanks to the good people at Amazon.com, your search is just a click away!

A friend of mine who calls New York home recently received an automatic email coming from the giant online gift site highly recommending the purchase of Israeli Civilian Gas Masks.

And, not just your typical, run of the mill Israeli civilian gas masks, no siree, Bob! These babies come complete with a “NBC Filter” and a Drinking Hydration Tube, because the last thing you want to be faced with is a gas mask ruining your enjoyment of a delicious soft drink or cold McDonalds milkshake!

I’m assuming that this “recommended” gift, was sent strategically to potential buyers, so how does this particular recommendation go out to a young man living in the city so nice they named it twice?

Perhaps Amazon knows something that Israel doesn’t? Was this recommendation a “hint”, suggesting to Jews living in North America that they had better keep a gas mask close by at all times?

By the way, I “googled” NBC Nato Gas Filter and found, much to my stupefied surprise, that, no, this was not something used by the National Broadcasting Company to quell the stench caused by it’s weekly broadcasts of the once great, not moribund, Saturday Night Live.

The NBC Nato Gas Filter actually provides users with protection against all known biological and chemical agents, and has been tested against chemical warfare gases.

Hmm, starting to make sense now about my New York friend receiving the recommendation. After all, he could benefit from wearing the damn thing when he finds himself wandering through certain parts of The Bronx.

You’ll be relieved to know that this particular mask also provides excellent protection against Sarin, a colorless, odorless liquid, which is used as a chemical weapon. Manufactured with sealed caps with a long 5-year shelf life – the NATO threaded filter fits any NATO mask.

Who knows, just insert the NBC Nato Gas Filter into your own gas mask, (after all, you’re a Jew in New York, so why wouldn’t you own your own gas mask!). It just might even be next year’s most popular Halloween mask!

So, if you’re a Jew living in New York City, or anywhere along the Eastern Seaboard, call before midnight tonight, and order your NBC Nato Gas Filter! Call now, and we’ll include you, free of charge, the Ginsu Knife, it cuts, it shreads, it’s great to have next to your Israeli Civilian Gas Mask, because you just never know when you’ll need it!